Day's Inn

"Hello? Front desk speaking. This is Haji."
"Which channel is HBO again?"
"Which room are you staying in, sir?"
"107."
"I'm sorry for the inconvenience sir. That room does not offer HBO."
"So why did you tell me it did? Ya liar. Have you always been a liar or is this a new thing?"
"I'm sorry for the confusion sir."
"You're a big phoney. Phoney phoney phoney. Do you know you just ruined everything, Haji?"
"I'm terribly sorry, sir."
"Let me ask you this. Is there really gonna be coffee and pastries tomorrow? Or was that just a lie too?"
"Yes sir. We offer fresh coffee and donuts every morning here in the lobby."
"For all the guests or just a select few?"
"It's available for everyone, sir."
"I'm so sick and tired."
"Excuse me sir?"
"I'm so sick and tired of the lot of you. I hope you feel good about this too. I mean, thank you for confirming my general disdain for humanity." "Can we be of any other assistance this afternoon?"
"Yeah, can you tell those chubby maids to stop knocking on my door while I'm trying to rub one out? Their giggling makes me lose my concentration."
"Sir?"
"I mean the closed drapes should be enough to say, come back later."
"Sir?"
"They really shouldn't have free reign of the vending machines either. The one who keeps bringing me towels - the ones I have plenty of - you should have a clause in her contract that prevents her from getting within 10 feet of the oatmeal raisin cookies."
"I don't believe I'm following you, sir."
"I don't believe you are either. "
"Sir?"
"Well........can you do this for me then?"
"What's that sir?"
"Do you offer wake up calls?"
"Yes we do. What time would you like me to schedule it for?"
"For when this nightmare is over."
"Can you be a little more specific sir?"
"I wish I could, Haji. I really wish I could."