Where It's At

I. Ed Jew is not a Jew!
Supervisor Ed Jew is in hot water over his legal residence. This led to the headline of the week on the front page of yesterday's San Francisco Chronicle :

"Mayor to Jew: Prove it."

(Note that in the web version linked above, the Supervisor's first name {Ed} was listed in the headline, but in the print version it was omitted, hence the humor in the Mayor demanding that he drop his drawers and prove that he's been circumcised. That is what he's demanding, right?)

II. Overhead on Haight Street.
A yuppie family walks out of a smoke shop last Sunday, the junior high-age son carrying a fresh pack of incense. The mother, smiling, says to him:

"Now I know what you've been doing at Johnny's house when his parents are away!"

III. Jerome's in the house.
This is still classic.

IV. The Cave Singers Part II.
Well Matador didn't like that I linked an MP3 from their site, despite the fact that they offer it free, and all I did was promote one of their artists. Oh well. They still are an awesome label. Here are a few additional tracks, ideal for hungover Sunday mornings with your first cup of black coffee, as you lament where all the time has gone.